10. and 9..—Jose Cardenal
7. Bret Barberie’s Chili Juice.
5. John Smoltz scalds his chest while ironing a shirt he is wearing.
Smoltz is known as a smart pitcher. But he is apparently is not as smart as the average four-year-old. He allegedly burned himself while ironing a shirt that he was wearing. But there is controversy about whether he was wearing it at the time. Smoltz denies it, of course. No one would admit to such stupidity.